Weird Al Yankovic - Fat

Your butt is wide well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out better treat me
right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on ham on ham on whole
wheat all right

My zippers bust my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement aaaaas when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well I've never used a
phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat I'm fat come on
(Fat fat really really
fat)
You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it
(Fat fat really really
fat)
You know I'm fat I'm fat come on you know
(Fat fat really really
fat)
Don't you call me pudgy portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat I'm fat sha mone
(Fat fat really really
fat)
You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it
(Fat fat really really
fat)
You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you
know
(Fat fat really really
fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat I'm fat sha mone
(Fat fat really really
fat)
You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it
(Fat fat really really
fat)
You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you know
(Fat fat really really
fat)
Woo woo woo when I sit around
the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat I'm fat come on
(Fat fat really really
fat)
You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you know it
(Fat fat really really
fat)
You know you know you know come on
(Fat fat really really
fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge I'm fat you know it
(Fat fat really really
fat)
You know I'm fat you know hoo
(Fat fat really really
fat)
You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you know
(Fat fat really really
fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat