Weird Al Yankovic - Confessions Part III

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These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up up with more
secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slip my mind the last two times
Silly me so now I gotta
give you part three of my confessions
First I told you about the skank that I was cheating withthen I mentioned
she's having my kid
That's not all now I recall more
you see so I'll give you
part three of my confessions

Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do
Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two
Like remember when I told you I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore)
That's a lie I don't know what
I said that for
I borrowed your chapstick (from you)
I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)
And by the way your diamond ring is cubic circonium
I killed your goldfish accidently just replaced it
with another one

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I needed to get some things
off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times silly me I guess I gotta
give you part three of my confessions
I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink
There have been times when I've peed in your sink
Don't know why but you and I
should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions

Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out why I used your
toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought
Oh and sometimes in private I really like to
dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hocaaa stick (hocaaa
stick)
My boss thinks I'm a jerk I didn't get that
raise.
I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you as a midget
I'm so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget!

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets I'd
like to convey
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times silly me I guess I gotta
give you part three of my confessions
Gave you buttered toast I dropped and then picked up off the floor
FYI it was not a cold sore
Ooops my bad but you'll be
madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions

You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this but remember that
shirt that you got me for my birthday?
Well I returned it for
store credit. That thing was hideous what were you
thinking?
O and by the way I wasn't really
sick last week
I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic
Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies
What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry.

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I thought of some
more things that should scare you away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times silly me I guess I gotta
give you part three of my confessions
Once I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat
And I lied yes that dress
makes you look fat
Anyway I shouldn't say
anymore 'til I give you part four of my confessions